My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasnât yet returned it
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didnât think about the equator
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that thereâs a long way to fall
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her