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That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

We need to rent a room for our party

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

Three generations with six decades of life experience

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle

You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky

I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see

If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds