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He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker

Iguanas were falling out of the trees

He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto

When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them

He created a pig burger out of beef

He never understood why what, when, and where left out who

Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life

He appeared to be confusingly perplexed

Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic

He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake

Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it

This book is sure to liquefy your brain

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos