It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey 
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read.
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.