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The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence

The shooter says goodbye to his love

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium.

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense

He shaved the peach to prove a point

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night

He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.

He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head