The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
The shooter says goodbye to his love
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go
There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium.
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense
He shaved the peach to prove a point
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head