Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.
She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track.
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.
He shaved the peach to prove a point.
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun.
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing.
I covered my friend in baby oil
He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle.
It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
Too many prisons have become early coffins
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
Red is greener than purple, for sure
He drank life before spitting it out.