He colored deep space a soft yellow
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
Pink horses galloped across the sea
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
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The shooter says goodbye to his love
- Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole 1. That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigarsâŚ
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
- His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity.
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
- The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then