KIK@ ROBINAQUE
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It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
Love is not like pizza
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server
You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread
Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
She folded her handkerchief neatly
He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake.