- I canât believe this is the eighth time Iâm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!
Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
- This is a Japanese doll.
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
Yeah, I think itâs a good environment for learning English
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same. Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose.
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish.
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue. The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why
Iâm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model