The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that thereâs a long way to fall
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
Iâd rather be a bird than a fish
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
The elephant didnât want to talk about the person in the room
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
The sun had set and so had his dreams
Greetings from the real universe
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck