Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
He didnât understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
She had the gift of being able to paint songs
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
Just go ahead and press that button
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
The book is in front of the table
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
The familyâs excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken