He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
here should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables