The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
He created a pig burger out of beef
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
- Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
The water flowing down the river didnât look that powerful from the car
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
The virus had powers none of us knew existed
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah