You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
The stranger officiates the meal
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
I am my auntâs sisterâs daughter
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go
Not all people who wander are lost
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
It must be five oâclock somewhere.
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture 
