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Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker :heart_eyes: :family_woman_girl_girl:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Getting up at dawn is for the birds

Flying fish few by the space station

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Iguanas were falling out of the trees.

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand.

I’m working on a sweet potato farm

The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest.

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

Combines are no longer just for farms.

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke

Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.

Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven :sneezing_face: