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Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

It must be five o’clock somewhere

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it.

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.

Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are.

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits.