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Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard

You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean

Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well

Having no hair made him look even hairier

Flying fish few by the space station

They improved dramatically once the lead singer left

He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat

The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday :blush: :innocent:

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

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Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course :crazy_face:

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien