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The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap

You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah

There’s a message for you if you look up

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable :stuck_out_tongue:

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy

He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom :star_struck:

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.

Getting up at dawn is for the birds

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair