Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
Henry couldnât decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets.
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
A glittering gem is not enough
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
The sky is clear; the stars are twinklingI want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage