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Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.

Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest

Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets.

It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker

I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people

A glittering gem is not enough

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

The shooter says goodbye to his love.

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet

The sky is clear; the stars are twinklingI want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage