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They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

This book is sure to liquefy your brain

When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well

As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy

Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

Having no hair made him look even hairier

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout

Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

She couldn’t understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed

In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library