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He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number

You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

She had the gift of being able to paint songs It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky

I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator

The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there

The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand

The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

Despite multiple complications and her near death experience her facelift was the envy of the country club women

They got there early, and they got really good seats