Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
Hit me with your pet shark 
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
Not all people who wander are lost
They got there early, and they got really good seats
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
She wants to live in a large house
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food 
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar.
Too many prisons have become early coffins
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are 
It didnât make sense unless you had the power to eat colors
Wine goes best with beef or pork