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The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact

Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track

The llama couldn’t resist trying the lemonade

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

Today I heard something new and unmemorable

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

The virus had powers none of us knew existed