The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
The llama couldn’t resist trying the lemonade
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him
I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
The virus had powers none of us knew existed