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He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom

They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy

As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining

As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy

Homesickness became contagious in the young campers’ cabin

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough

They got there early, and they got really good seats