Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw
She wasnât sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
I trust everything thatâs written in purple ink
Having no hair made him look even hairier
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older