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I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat

It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected

She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them