🌸 kik@purplequeen4u Selling custom nudes

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant

Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense

The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

The virus had powers none of us knew existed

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin

I used to live in my neighbor’s fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn’t to my taste

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away

The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables