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The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her :laughing:

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us

The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it

Today I heard something new and unmemorable

She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

Today I heard something new and unmemorable

Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either