Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didnât think about the equator
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello