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Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense

She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day

  1. As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected

She always speaks to him in a loud voice

The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected