Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
She found his complete dullness interesting
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all
Art doesn’t have to be intentional
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed