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Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

Two more days and all his problems would be solved

She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self

It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge

Two more days and all his problems would be solved

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth

The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life

She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is

She found his complete dullness interesting

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

Art doesn’t have to be intentional

He appeared to be confusingly perplexed