Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
Honestly, I didnât care much for the first season, so I didnât bother with the second
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
Flying fish flew by the space station
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup