My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
She wasnât sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodleâs disappearance
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, itâs really not as bad as it sounds
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon