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It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds

Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini

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The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish

Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived

Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store