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The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me

She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house

He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one

I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke