He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
Iâm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
The external scars tell only part of the story
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
The shooter says goodbye to his love
Rock music approaches at high velocity
The external scars tell only part of the story