She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
Iâve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days