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She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

He dreamed of eating green apples with worms

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds

The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days