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The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us

It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

We need to rent a room for our party

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack

The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact

She hadn’t had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away

The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet