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He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage

That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers

They got there early, and they got really good seats

I trust everything that’s written in purple ink

Their argument could be heard across the parking lot