Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
- Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course