There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar?
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another
It doesnât sound like that will ever be on my travel list
The elephant didnât want to talk about the person in the room
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected