Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that thereâs a long way to fall
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection