Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
I covered my friend in baby oil
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
She looked into the mirror and saw another person.
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?