Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
He didnât heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well
Courage and stupidity were all he had 
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
It doesnât sound like that will ever be on my travel list 
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge 
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers 
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.