The old apple revels in its authority
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
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They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
I trust everything thatâs written in purple ink.
Red is greener than purple, for sure
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap.
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety