For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day olde
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car, but the truck being swept away told a different story
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them
She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
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