Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f gfe snap cam (beware of my impersonators)

She hadn’t had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse

Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican

When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food.

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes

Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini.

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone

Hit me with your pet shark!

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence.

She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning

She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life

The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy.