Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f gfe snap cam (beware of my impersonators)

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield.

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

We need to rent a room for our party.

Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.

They were excited to see their first sloth

Flash photography is best used in full sunlight

Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July

The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

The near-death experience brought new ideas to light

The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined