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As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.

He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.

She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home

Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life

The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment

I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns

He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate