Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.
They got there early, and they got really good seats
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
That was how he came to win $1 million
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
Henry couldnât decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces